Thoughts on The Finale

  • Lots of last Lost lust!
  • So is it true that, sans commercials, the finale is 108 minutes long? Good thing we have a failsafe.
  • So in the Sideways universe, it turns out we muffins were cooked to perfection. I can let go and move on.
  • So glad Miles wasn't there to hear Hurley call Ben a great 'number two'. That wasn't the moment for toilet humour snark.
  • Can't wait for Season 7. Should be awesome! Hmmm? What? That's it? Well, couldn't they have publicised that somehow?
  • If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's there to push Hurley out of the way, does it still miraculously non-crush Ben?
  • Claire messing up backstage with her birthing fluids? Worst. Groupie. Ever.
  • So... was the cork in the light-cave the dural sac of the island? Nice work, Jack!
  • Jacob and Richard were cool, but I'm hoping the next island protector pairing will be bigger than Ben-Hurley.
  • And in The End, the Lost you take is equal to the Lost you make

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Sixteen

  • OK, Smokey. Finale just a few days away. Bring it ON! (And I'm not talking in the cheerleading movie sense. Or am I??)
  • Huh. Hands up who thought Zoe would get killed for not talking?!?
  • Looking forward to the finale's Reunion Concert. And they said they'd never get the band back together!
  • Uh, Lost? I think you mean 'The Reasons For Which They Died' #PolarisingEpisode #NeverEndASentenceWithAPreposition #OldFashionedGrammarNazi

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Fifteen

  • He'd like to be ♪ 'Across The Sea' ♪ Far from that gleaming garden, That turned him into smoke. ♪ He's had his fun, Killing Jin and Sun Trying to escape the island ♪ That turned him into smoke.
  • Now that we know that Jacob and MiB are twins, their replacements are obvious. Step forward, Aaron and Squirrel Baby
  • After six years on the air, I trust the creators to land this show more like Lapidus than Norris
  • Surely Claudia had a girl's name ready for her baby. She could have given MiB that. I, for one, am ready for A Smoke Monster Named Sue.
  • Ouch. Stabbed her right through the dural sac.
  • Oh, Jacob. Put a cork in your whine bottle.

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Fourteen

  • Sayid Jarrah, Zombie Hero? You da bomb, man.
  • Sawyer's gun-snatching skills? Truly awe-inspiring. No, seriously. Top-notch stuff. His bomb-defusing skills? Not so much.
  • On the plus side... um... I guess we now know Jin and Sun weren't witches.
  • JACK and SAWYER scheme: "When we get to the dock-" "I'm the doc!" "Not you, Doc. I'm talking about the dock" "Juliet?" "Oh, for @&$%'s sake"
  • So was Sayid jealous of Smokey stealing his neck-snappin' schtick?
  • Theory: Jacob doesn't want a 'candidate', he wants a 'candid date'. If Jack's not more outspoken at dinner, I'm ruling him out.

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Thirteen

  • Who died and made Sawyer Captain Stubing?
  • Of course Sawyer knows who Anakin is. He just thought Hurley said 'Mannequin'. And as zombiesque as Sayid is, he's no Kim Catrall.
  • So Sideways-Desmond is no longer bound by the normal constraints of time or personal space?
  • I guess David hangs out at the hospital for another week? I hope he at least loses the tie. And maybe dons adorable mini-surgical scrubs?
  • Only -2046 days to the first episode of Lost. I can't wait.

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Twelve

  • Theory: Sideways-Ben is upset about Locke being run over because somehow he senses he should be John Locke's killer. "You're mine!"
  • You know what? I'm beginning to think there's something slightly peculiar about the island.
  • Ilana trained all her life, huh? I guess Arzt just had a gift.
  • I'm sure we'll still get Ilana's backstory. Find out where she studied for that Arzt degree
  • Desmond thinks all women are a little crazy. He also thinks all muffins are a little pastry.
  • Oh, Locke-Monster! Traditionally, you toss a penny into a wishing well. But I guess on Lost a Desmond is the next best thing.

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Eleven

  • Oh, the Hume-anity!!
  • DAN: Penny is my half-sister, Desmond. I can tell you exactly where and when you can find her. (cue FlashForward countdown clock)
  • Some problems can be fixed with 12 step plans. Lost problems (eg living in the wrong universe) need 1200 stadium step plans
  • How do we know the Sideways-universe is fake? Because nobody gets Sideways-jet lag. Sideways-Jack, Sideways-Sawyer, take an afternoon off!
  • Classic story endings becoming Lost episodes: 'they all lived Happily Ever After'? Fine. 'And then I woke up and It Was All A Dream'? Not so much.
  • So Widmore's plan is to turn Desmond into Dr Manhattan? I guess that makes Sayid Rorschach?
  • Anagram Theory - 'IV-wielding Desmond' = 'Divideds? Mingle NOW!' Time for our divided timeline Losties to get back together.

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Ten

  • Good thing Ben didn't take Sayid to Hydra back in Season Three. He would have just swum away. Also, Sayid-Kate cage sex? One complication too man
  • Revealed! Season 6 DVD will show deleted scene of Dogen also being chased by Locke into the I-No-Like-English tree branch
  • Deleted Line - CONCIERGE: And, Mr Kwon, if you pop into Miss Paik's hotel suite later this evening, you should see a lovely Sun set.
  • Here you are then, Lost viewers. As requested, one (1) Scot On The Docks. Apologies for the delay.
  • Anagram Theory: 'Stubborn tomato' = 'Bosom button art'. Jin doesn't know much about art, but he knows what he likes.

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Nine

  • Little-known Baking Fact: Richard Alpert's English muffins? Also much improved since the 19th century.
  • I sure hope Man In Black swept up that bottle after he smashed it. Because shards like that can cause a nasty foot cut. Right, Sawyer?
  • 'Ab Aeterno'? That was the title? I heard it as 'ABBA turbo' But then why the up-tempo remix of 'Chiqituita' in the cork scene's score? Hmm
  • The island's a cork, huh? Boy, the people of Cork, Ireland must be pissed. Maybe they should change their name to Google.

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Thoughts on Season Six, Episode Eight

  • Sawyer's the best liar Smokey's ever seen? Prrft. Ben outlies Sawyer without breaking a sweat. Unless Smokey's claim was a lie itself. Hmmm.
  • Official Missed Opportunity For Abbott And Costello-like Sideways Universe Banter: "How'd ya pay for the flight? Your miles?" "No, you're Miles. I'm Ford" "Ya drove a Ford there? Dude, frequent flyer miles!" "You're Miles!" etc
  • I sure hope Widmore's got yet another dead Locke in his sub. Wouldn't be a season without a secret Locke-in-a-box impacting the finale
  • Oh, Sideways-Liam. Quit bugging Sideways-Sawyer. You want the 'Drug-Addled Flash In The Pan Department'. That's LAPD Floors 9 thru 23.
  • Why does Sideways-Sawyer keep his Dead Parents File in his T-shirt drawer anyway? He should hide it in a corner of his sunflower greenhouse.
  • Anagram Theory: 'James Ford is a cop' = 'Jam drop fiascoes'. So, Sawyer's got something to do with the Season Two food drop??

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